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GDog
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|  Subject: Comedy Page Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:56 pm | |
| Enjoy
Jokes:
1.Q-What do you get from a pampered cow?
A-Spoiled milk.
2.Q-What has 4 legs,but can't walk?
A-A table!
3.Q-What's an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A-The space bar!
4.Q-What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A-Milk & quackers!
5.Q-Which is faster:Cold or Hot?
A-Hot.Anybody can catch a cold!
6.Q-What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A-The teacher says,"Spit out your gum."And the train says,*Chew,chew,chew."
7.Q-What kind of shoes do spies where?
A-Sneakers!
8.Q-When do you stop at green,and go at red?
A-When you're eating watermelon!
9.Q-What would you call 2 banana skins?
A-A pair of slippers!
10.Q-What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A-"Smiles,"because there's a mile between each "S"!
11.Q-Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A-Because then it would be a foot!
12.Q-What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A-A fsh!
13.Q-Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A-Because he had no-body to go with!
Tongue Twisters:
1.Crisp crusts crackle
2.Big black bug
3.Can canned clams can clams?
4.Old oily ollie oils old oily autos
5.Fat frogs flying past fast
6.Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs
7.Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward
Not all the jokes and tongue twisters are here.I'll make another Comedy Page when I can. | |
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Koga
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Age : 29
Location : Brockeville, Canada.
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:00 pm | |
| Ahahahahaha. That was pretty good. x] | |
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Shun
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:38 am | |
|  That was funny dude. | |
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Sora
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:27 pm | |
| haha dude | |
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PyrusSamurai25
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:43 pm | |
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NeoDraco
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:25 pm | |
| very nice! I got some for ya. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. Have you heard the joke about the bad? It hasn't been made up yet. Have you heard the one about the plane? Nevermind, it's over your head. | |
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Shun
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:40 am | |
| Haha Rikimaru dude thats funny.  | |
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Jaypaw
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Koga
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:55 pm | |
| BAHAHAHAHAHA.
FAIL. xD
-Kite.xD- | |
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NeoDraco
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| That's hilarious man. Very nice. I've got 3 more:
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
How about only 2 legs? Lean beef.
Maybe only 1 eye? In pain.. | |
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Jaypaw
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| | Subject: Re: Comedy Page Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:27 pm | |
| Aha! What do you call a no eyed deer? No eye-deer.
What do you call a no eyed deer with no legs? Still no i-deer.
What do you call a man that floats? Bob
~Jaypaw | |
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